The Obtainer - 12/17/25, Wednesday

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The Obtainer

Wednesday,
December 17th Edition

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Presented by

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Cory Ohlendorf

For the man who already has everything, the only thing left is quality. These gifts prove that great design can still surprise.

- Cory Ohlendorf, Editor in Chief ⋯ @coryohlendorf

 
Holiday Gift Guide

For the Man Who Has Everything

You know the type. Maybe you are the type. He does not wait around before pulling the trigger on the things he wants. He is stylish, informed and already fully stocked. Which makes him, on paper, impossible to shop for. But that does not mean he cannot be surprised. The trick is not chasing novelty or gimmicks. It is finding pieces that are simply the best at what they do. Objects so well made, thoughtfully designed or quietly essential that even the most dialed-in guy would not think to buy them for himself. A pair of handmade leather slippers that feel earned. A classic pair of 501s cut from selvedge denim. A home dry cleaner that actually makes life easier. A smart, good-looking fridge that elevates his bar or office setup. These are the kinds of gifts that land. Not because they are flashy, but because they are right. This guide is for the men who already have everything—and for the people determined to prove that they do not.

Our Picks

Lomomatic 110 camera,
$110 by Lomography

 

Boiled wool half-zip,
$428 by Todd Snyder

 

Orbit Plus Gen 2 turntable,
$399 by U-Turn

 

Champagne saber,
$199 / $99.99 by Made In

 

Leather valet tray,
$60 by Billykirk

 

Leather and fleece gloves,
$175 by Hestra

 

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Smart Buys

The sales and discounts our team is currently watching.

 

This cozy and cool jacket is made from a warm, rugged wool Donegal, with subtle flecks of cream and red on a soft brown base. And now it's on sale.

$698 / $479
by Todd Snyder

 

The textured flecks on this sweater give the classic crewneck a little extra personality. Available in three shades, it's good piece to dress up and down.

$129 / $90.30
(w/code WRAPUS30)
by Bonobos

 

A good watch cap can be hard to find. This one nails the fit, feel and is made in the United States. Plus, it comes in a range of colors and right now, it's marked down.

$25 / $15
by Huckberry

 

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Worth a Read

The best stories from around the web.

 

Aesthetics aside, the concept of a festive sweater is romantic at heart.”

 

Why the Festive Sweater Will Look a Bit Different This Year

 

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MR PORTER
 

Shigematsu’s north star is a bygone era, the mid-century period he cites as the last era of true originality.”

 

A.PRESSE Is Proof That Quiet Craftsmanship Still Wins in Fashion

 

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Hypebeast
 

Basically, unless you’re ensconced in a temperature-controlled steel cage, people are going to notice your coat.”

 

The 5 Types of Coats Every Guy Should Own

 

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