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Cyber Monday
Morning Edition

Cory Ohlendorf

Cyber Monday made easy: the smartest buys, vetted by the Valet. team.

- Cory Ohlendorf, Editor in Chief ⋯ @coryohlendorf

 
Black Friday/Cyber Monday 2025

Every Cyber Monday Sale That Actually Matters

Cyber Monday isn’t just the encore to Black Friday anymore—it’s the main event. And while the data may be more vibe-based than scientific, our slightly biased research suggests the deals hitting today are often deeper, broader and frankly better than what we saw last week. Retailers save some of their sharpest markdowns for this moment, and we’ve been tracking them round-the-clock.

Lucky for you, the Valet. crew has the inside line on the best of what this year’s holiday shopping blitz has to offer. So sit back, click around and rest easy knowing that when you snag something we’ve spotlighted below, you’re putting your hard-earned money toward the smartest buys of the season.

 

Trending Deals

Start here! These are the can’t-miss deals and deepest discounts you need to see. If you don’t click on anything else (you should), you’ll be good.

 
 

Valet.’s Most Popular Products, Now on Sale

Our most-clicked gear and clothing is now marked down for Cyber Monday.

 

Partner

Boost Your Pleasure
in the Bedroom

MV.Health’s best-selling, doctor-recommended vibrators are engineered for couples who want more arousal, more sensation and more shared fun. And right now, every vibrator is 35% off, with an extra 15% off when you use the code H4PPY15. That means serious savings on these FDA-registered devices, including the bendable ultra-slim prostate vibrator Molto, the wearable male vibrator Tenuto 2, which is clinically proven to improve erection strength by up to 2x, and Crescendo 2, the bendable vibrator that boosts arousal by stimulating all the right spots at once. These are the kinds of gift you’ll both appreciate long after the holidays. Oh, did we mention they are FSA/HSA eligible, too?

 
 
 

Tenuto 2 wearable male vibrator,
$349 / $192.95

 

Poco bendable G-spot vibrator,
$249 / $137.70

 
 

Legato flexible
vulva vibrator,
$299 / $164.90

 

Crescendo 2 bendable vibrator, $329 / $181.90

 
 

Tenuto Mini
compact wearable male vibrator,
$279 / $153.85

 

Molto bendable ultra-slim
prostate vibrator, $299 / $164.90

 

Style Deals

Our favorite brands and menswear labels are hosting some of their best sales of the year. Now’s the time to grab some new clothes, a bag or a pair of shoes.

20% off select styles

Our Pick
Tencel boxer trunk, $120 / $96

40% off sitewide w/code LETSGO

Our Pick
Alpaca polo sweater, $178 / $106.80

Up to 30% off sitewide

Our Pick
Twill trouser, $225 / $165

 

Partner

The Classics,
Cut Deep
 

Men’s Wearhouse is already known for good deals, but the Cyber Monday event takes it even further, with fan-favorites from classic brands going for up to 50 % off. Whether you’re refreshing your suit game, layering smarter for winter, or stocking up on shirts and shoes, this is the moment. Think premium fits, timeless style and serious savings … for a limited time.

 
 
 

Joseph Abboud
Tartan plaid
cashmere scarf
,
$79.99 / $47.99

 

Joseph Abboud
Merino wool quarter-zip sweater
,
$69.99 / $41.99

 
 
 

Wilke-Rodriguez
Flannel button-up
,
$39.99 / $19.99

 

Joseph Abboud
Herringbone and faux leather gloves
,
$59.99 / $35.99

 

Calvin Klein
Supima cotton dress shirt
,
$64.99 / $38.99