The Obtainer - 10/15/25, Wednesday

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The Obtainer

Wednesday,
October 15th Edition

Presented by

MR PORTER

Presented by

MR PORTER
Cory Ohlendorf

Look, one bulb can’t do it all. The right lamp transforms your home from flat to flattering, proving mood lighting is the ultimate design move.

- Cory Ohlendorf, Editor in Chief ⋯ @coryohlendorf

 

Death to the Overhead Light

There’s been a quiet rebellion brewing on social media. Stylish people and interior designers are rallying against the tyranny of the “one big ceiling light”. You've probably seen the memes: harsh, unflattering overhead glare that makes even a well-designed room feel like a hospital waiting area. It's true. That single bulb does your space (and your face) no favors. Lighting isn't just about seeing where you're going—it's about setting the mood, shaping the room, and giving your place a little atmosphere.

That's where statement floor and table lamps come in. They add dimension and personality, casting light where you actually need it. The glow is soft, directional and flattering. Think of them as functional decor. The difference between a flat, lifeless space and one that feels pulled together, intentional and quietly confident. The right lamp doesn't just illuminate, it makes a space more livable.

Decorators and design obsessives are embracing pieces that do double duty: Sculptural bases, textured shades and unexpected proportions that draw the eye even when they're switched off. Whether you're into sleek and minimal or bold and retro, these statement lamps deliver both utility and style. Because you deserve better than bad lighting, and your home deserves more than a ceiling bulb pretending to do it all.

Table Lamps

Ruby table lamp,
$299 by Schoolhouse

 

Bruce LED lamp,
$100 by Brightech

 

Alexus lamp,
$163 / $107.99 by Safavieh

 

Floor Lamps

Devon adjustable lamp,
$299 by West Elm

 

Calabasas lamp,
$695 by Jayson Home

 

Hala floor lamp,
$1,499 by Schoolhouse

 

Partner

Go Bolder
This Fall

Suede jacket, $1,890 by Ami Paris

Fall’s the season to step things up. The air's crisp, the layers get interesting and your style should follow suit. From prep classics with a sharper edge to streetwear staples with grown-up swagger, it's about making the pieces you already rely on feel fresh again. With MR PORTER's latest lineup, you'll find all the upgrades you need—from richer fabrics and smarter cuts to unexpected details and colors—that push your everyday staples into standout territory.

 
 

Denim Western shirt,
$240 by Mr P.

 

Third cut distressed jean,
$430 by Our Legacy

 
 

Leather boat shoe,
$400 by Mr P.

 
 

Suede-trimmed varsity jacket,
$500 by Mr P.

 

Explorer striped
cashmere-blend polo sweater,
$1,395 by The Elder Statesman

 

Shop the new season at MR PORTER »

 
Drops to
Watch For
 
 

JJJJound and PUMA team up again for Fall/Winter 2025, keeping things clean and classic. Following their most recent Mostro collab, the duo is dropping two fresh takes on some legendary sneakers: The Speedcat in smooth brown or black leather, and the Suede in a rich navy with off-white and black trim. Each pair stays true to JJJJound’s minimalist ethos—think tonal Formstrips, discreet wordmarks, and just the right amount of polish.

Available October 16

 
 
Smart Buys

The sales and discounts our team is currently watching.

 

One of A&F's most popular styles just went on sale. The oversized, washed crewneck has a wider fit with a cropped waist. It looks great on its own or layered over another shirt, too.

$60 / $39.99
by Abercrombie & Fitch

 

Part of the popular UNIQLO : C collection, this handsome tote is cut from water-repellent nylon and has three inside pockets and two outside pockets to keep your stuff organized.

$49.90 / $29.90
by UNIQLO : C

 

This pleated pant is a new silhouette from the brand, cut from a premium twill made from 100% cotton. They have a great drape and a corduroy inner waistband for added comfort.

$120 / $89.99
by Banana Republic

 

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Introducing the Fall 2025 NBA Essentials Collection, featuring artworks by LA-based artist, Jacob Rochester.

Capturing basketball culture beyond the court, the series highlights off-court idiosyncrasies, personal style, and the collective spirit of the game.

 
 

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